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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property

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Living area
Reception
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets
Front of property
Lobby

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping
  • Free WiFi

Explore the area

Map
Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Vondelpark
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Van Gogh Museum
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Anne Frank House
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    ‪13 min drive‬

Room options

View all photos for Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

  • 151 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 118 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

  • 140 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

  • 96 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)
  • 65 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.8 out of 10
Excellent
(3 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)
  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

  • 75 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

  • 215 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)
  • 129 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

  • 161 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

  • 248 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs) | Exterior

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)
  • 54 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)
  • 247 sq ft
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

View all photos for Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With) | Interior detail

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)
  • 183 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

View all photos for Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M) | Free WiFi, bed sheets

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)
  • 86 sq ft
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

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About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3-star inn in Amsterdam West
Self parking, a 24-hour front desk, and a library are available at this smoke-free inn. WiFi in public areas is free. Other amenities include multilingual staff assistance.
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered daily and hair dryers can be requested.
The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam features a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public areas are equipped with complimentary wireless Internet access. Limited onsite parking is available on a first-come, first-served basis (surcharge).

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is a smoke-free property.

Buffet breakfasts are available for a surcharge and are served each morning between 8 AM and noon.

Languages

Dutch, English, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Self parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited onsite parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8:00 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (43 inches high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public washroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (47 inches high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoking not allowed

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in available
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
Rollaway/extra beds are not available
Cribs (infant beds) are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 percent will be charged

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self parking fee: EUR 35 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system, and window guards

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very Good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 415 out of 959 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 291 out of 959 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 132 out of 959 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 41 out of 959 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 80 out of 959 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Brian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky fun place in Amsterdam

It is a wonderful quirky place. The only issue we had was with an odor that came from the shower are and water temps in the shower. The hot water was only hot the first night and we tried it at several times while we’re there and it was never hot again.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Amber

Traveled with group
Liked: Staff & service
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Benjamin

Liked: Room comfort
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Punaises de lit

Premièrement j'avais envoyé un courriel plus de 48h en avance sans jamais avoir de retour Deuxièmement je me suis réveillée la première nuit en trouvant une punaise de lit à côté, on m'avait pourtant assuré qu'il n'y avait pas de problème de punaises à ce moment. J'ai du quitter et me trouver un autre hôtel au matin. J'ai été remboursée sans problème et le personnel était sympathique, mais j'ai vu que ma chambre était de nouveau à louer sur leur site pour la nuit suivant mon départ... La chambre casa no casa était belle et grande autrement
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Christopher

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
It had bed bugs 🐛 and it was cold in the room you could not turn the heat up. The food was very nice and hot 🔥 when served to you
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Traveled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Perfect
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Hannah

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service

Do not stay here

We booked one of the XL bookcase rooms for my partner and I as we’re both big readers and thought this would be perfect for us! We were really excited about the idea of sleeping inside of a bookcase. When we got to the hotel we were shown to the Mrs De With room and told we would be staying there. When I told them I didn’t book this room, I was told we’d been moved rooms as there was an issue with the bed in our room. I asked when this issue occurred and was told it happened 2 days ago. Why they couldn’t inform me or get a new bed in 2 days in preparation of a booking I do not know. The room had nothing to do with books, had a picture of a bum, and was also right next to the bar, making it very loud until 11pm. They made out as if they were being uber kind by giving us a slightly bigger room than the one we booked and we would therefore not get a refund. When I looked online it turned out the room they put us in was the only one left for the night. It was still available to book for that night! If someone had booked this room last minute we would have been left with no where to stay! The most they could offer us was a free breakfast, which consisted of 2 kinds of small, cold pastries, some cold meats, bread, juice, fruit, tea and coffee. This didn’t make up for the fact we’d been moved rooms and completely ruined the trip for us. We have since contacted hotels.com to ask the hotel for a refund and they have refused. Completely unacceptable. Will not be staying here again.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Charlotte

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Gary

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent experience.. we booked the larger bookcase room with a window which proved to be the correct decision. Staff are very helpful from lifting suitcases to pleasant manners. The Thai restaurant is worth having a meal.. high quality food and service
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jeffrey, Safety Harbor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Stayed 6 nights in Dec 2024

6/10 Okay

Jennifer

Stayed 8 nights in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Danielle

Traveled with group
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Bed bugs and very uncomfortable

Stayed here in 2017 and it was so much cleaner and cooler back then. Our recent stay was uncomfortable and the service was slow. There were bed bugs, as well. Should not be allowing booking until you sort that out. Very unfortunate how downhill this place has gone.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

francois

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Kevin

Business traveler
Is a rather funky and novel place to stay, but don't expect 4-star service or facilities. Definitely a good deal for the price, though.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alihas

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Daniel

Traveled with group
Liked: Staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Cleanliness
Under my bed was pretty dusty 😮‍💨
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Hanneke

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service
I really loved how central it was and how easy to get to by tram. The hotel was really lovely with great staff and looked very clean and well kept. the concept of the rooms is so very cool, it was like a magical world! The shared showers were very messy in the morning, there was a blocked drain in a sink and in a shower. We stayed in the VW van and the ventilation was broken so it was very warm and stuffy. The bed was great though and very comfy
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Sophie

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Bed bugs
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2024

4/10 Poor

Gang

Traveled with family
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The room was unexpectedly small. With the bed in the center, there were only 2 feet space on each side and we could not even fit a small table in the room. We had to go out of the room to the dining area to use our computer. They charged us almost $200 a night. This is way below the $200 hotel standard. Worst of all, in the early morning next day, we found 5-6 bed bugs in our bed, each full of fresh red blood. This scared the hell out of us. We haven's seen bed bugs for decades. It was really scaring situation. My wife got bug bites all over her body and suffered badly. We immediately complained. The good thing is the hotel manager sincerely apologized and fully refunded our money. I believe the hotel should be close for a few days, thoroughly clean the entire hotel and completely disinfect all the rooms before reopen.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024

2/10 Terrible

Niall Patrick

Traveled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
No fruit options for breakfast. Room was rather small and smelly. Hardly enough room to fit suitcase. Bathrooms weren’t overly clean either. Expensive for what you get if honest. Wouldn’t go back.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2024