2/10 Terrible
Nick
Traveled with partner
Dec 29, 2025
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Everything from beginning to end was just off. Property is more out of a James Bone movie from the 70s than what the pictures show. Arrival had us going to a room that was stocked for another couple having an anniversary, not what we had requested. We did a couples massage and my girlfriend's masseuse gave her one of the worst massages she ever got. Mine wasn't great by any means but at least ok, just not worth the price. The weather was mostly sunny with some intermittent water turbulence but they never opened up to do any water activities that were supposed to be included in the stay. The jacuzzis throughout were low and cool water with poor or no jets. Food was barely available 24/7 as advertised. All the restaurants were pretty much the same food even though they were marketed as being different and unique. Beyond the jerk food mostly everything else was bland and had little flavour or proper cooking. The evenings meals were obvious leftovers included in breakfast & lunches the following day. Fresh, good drinking water was hard to come by until we found a 5 gallon dispenser of good drinkable water in the workout room to refill containers and have on us. A soda dispensing machine at the poolside restaurant was out of order for most of our 5 days. No alternative was offered to fill its place. Bars did not have experienced bartenders and no ingredients for drinks on their menu. Everthing that could be lacking pretty much was. Do not recommend.
Nick
Stayed 5 nights in Dec 2025

































