This property posts a sign thinking they're keeping anyone that wears shorts from entering the breakfast area. Instead, if you read the sign properly, it requires you to wear shorts in order to eat breakfast. "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Shorts, No Service!" Think about it. If I don't wear shoes I don't get service. If I don't where a shirt I don't get service. So, logically, if I don't wear shorts, I should be denied service. Either fix your syntax or stop being fuddyduddy about people who wear cargo shorts on vacation.