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Absolutely Disgusting – Stay Anywhere Else
This was, without a doubt, the worst hotel I have ever stayed in—and I’ve stayed at a Motel 6.
Our first room had visibly dirty sheets. When we went to the front desk, they didn’t even wait for us to complain; they immediately asked if our room was dirty—clearly, they already knew. That alone says everything.
They switched our room, and while the sheets were at least visibly cleaner, everything else was still disgusting. The furniture, the drapes, the bathroom—it all felt grimy. Worst of all, the toilet was covered in pubic hairs. Absolutely revolting.
Pros: Close to Zion, there was hot water, and we survived the night without needing to sleep in our car.
Cons: Literally everything else.
I wouldn’t stay here again if you paid me, and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone unless I truly despised them. Avoid at all cost!